Plod Incident

A foreign tourist was "in a collision" (nobody gets 'knocked down' in this Scottish, litigious world) with First fn 36008, service X8 to Haymarket (?) this morning. She was just a daft tourist who looked left instead of right. She was not seriously injured.

First Scotland East need to train their drivers in this aspect of traffic controlled pedestrian crossings. Or just train their chimpanzees to drive safely.

It is only a matter of time before First Scotland East, Service X38, collides with a Tram!

Several firearms officers were deployed to deal with this major incident. No live rounds had to be fired to secure Public Safety. (McPravda may have made some or all of this up).

Mickey D is doing a roaring trade in donuts (doughnuts to you and McPravda!).

 Chief Countstable North procures a fine array of luxury vehicles.

 Rocco McForte's North British Hostel enjoys privileges others don't in the "no-drive" zone.

The "APPLE Block" was closed for over four hours. 

No och-aye-Macs were harmed by this post.